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Archive for August, 2005

Today I tried to translate “Rücknahmeverpflichtung” into English. Essentially R. means that producers of harmful goods (e.g. computers) are required to dispose of their products once the consumers don’t use them any more. Babelfish at altavista came up with “cancelling obligation” and dict.leo.org suggested “obligation to take back”. Luckily I remembered (with some support of eu.int) that there is an EU Directive, number 2002/96/EG, that deals with the subject.

Googling for 2002/96/EG should be easy enough to bring up a plethora of hits in English — I thought. But Google taught me otherwise. You can get 2002/96/EG in German, in Dutch, in Swedish, even in Polish, but to find a first hit in English took a lot of scrolling …

This, so it seems, is another element of Britain 2005ff. Let the others sort their rubbish — we British are rubbish anyway, so it does not matter, does it, whether we sort or recycle or just dump. It’s more important to remove these people from our shores who would not want to live in and as rubbish.

Oh, by the way, I still don’t know what “Rücknahmeverpflichtung” means in English…

Men are more intelligent than women, particularly if they are called Richard Lynn and emeritus professor of psychology at Ulster University. And if they are white, since Richard Lynn chose to “prove” that white people are more intelligent than black people already a while ago. And his ridiculous claims are seconded by so far innocent Paul Irwing, senior lecturer in psychology at Manchester University.

This is certainly good news for Tony Blair and his totalitarian supporters. Or don’t you remember “scientists” in the 1930ies proving that the race of “Homo sapiens” emerged from natural selection and that it would quite be O.K. to support that selection actively (see also New Scientist, 20 Aug 05, pp. 34ff).

So there comes another building block for Britain 2005ff. freely delivered to your doorstep. Wait and see to what higher purpose they could put academia … just think of the animal testing laboratories, e.g.

Britain ‘needs stronger identity’: “Britain needs a stronger sense of national identity, Conservative leader Michael Howard tells the BBC.”

And indeed the Metropolitan Police is already working hard on building that new national identity: the kill-to-shoot-to-get-rid-of-innocent-people-policy. Leaked documents prove once more that Jean Charles de Menezes had turned from innocent to suicide-bomber in the blood-thirsty, gun-hungry minds of the “Metropolitan Police SO19 tactical firearms unit”.

The new national identity is therefore “code red” — shoot anybody you’d like to shoot, particularly if they are innocent. If shooting is not appropriate, deport them to countries where they are likely to be tortured.

If somebody sadly cannot be shot or deported because they are not sufficiently innocent, lock them up in detention centres (and of course give these centres a nice name) or in 24/7-surveilled gated communities. Tag everybody with an RFID-chip and track their movements wherever they go and whatever they do. Ideally develop and implement into every UK resident brain-tracker chips that monitor brain activity and report anything that is abnormal (i.e. not watching pay TV) to the respective SO19 unit to trigger code red, i.e. immediate terminal shooting.

It all has been described earlier and much more eloquently … by George Orwell and Aldous Huxley. All that needs to be done is combining the best of both worlds into a strong, new, national, totalitarian identity: Britain 2005ff.

(Via BBC News.)